Let's face it.You can be the most conniving supervillain in existence, but you'll never win true notoriety without a secret lair. If you're still toiling away in a dismal rented office downtown, it's well past time to pony up a few grand and invest in a secret base of your very own.
What's that you say, you don't know much about evil real estate?
Really now. It's a new world, my friends, with a new world order! Cast off your petty reservations and join me on... eBay.
Why look, someone's selling 57 acres of prime Titan missile base for a cool 1.5 million dollars.
That'll show the boys back at the Guild of Calamitous Intent, now won't it?
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